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Brendan. 19/M/USA. Capricorn.

I still have no idea why I have this Tumblr. If not being in one of the major Tumblr fandoms makes me a hipster, so be it.

Apparently I'm a Mage of Void. Check my FAQ before you ask me something in my Ask Box please, otherwise hit me up; I don't bite [usually ;)].
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How NOT to get the Valentine of your dreams.

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kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
16, 18, 31, 38, 41, 48, 64, 65
brendanbeckmann brendanbeckmann Said:

16. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not really.

18. What do you consider a deal breaker?

I would never date a [tobacco] smoker.

31. Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

Well, since I’ve dealt with depression before and sometimes still do - I’d have to say no.

38. Do you enjoy love films?

I can’t name any in particular.

41. What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

I’m not particularly picky about what a perfect date would be. I suppose as long as nothing goes awry, then it is by definition, perfect.

48. What’s your favorite love song?

I like to think of Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing" as a love song.

64. Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

Yes, very much so.

65. Would you consider yourself a cuddler?

It depends on my mood.

  • 1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
  • 2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
  • 3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
  • 4: Have you ever changed for someone?
  • 5: How is your relationship with your ex?
  • 6: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 7: Have you ever cheated?
  • 8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
  • 9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
  • 10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
  • 12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
  • 13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
  • 14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
  • 15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
  • 16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
  • 17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
  • 18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
  • 19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
  • 20: Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
  • 22: Do you think people should date their friends?
  • 23: How many relationships have you had?
  • 24: Do you think love can last forever?
  • 25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
  • 26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
  • 27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
  • 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
  • 29: What do you notice first about another person?
  • 30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
  • 31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
  • 32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
  • 33: Do you want to get married one day?
  • 34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
  • 35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
  • 36: Are you still a virgin?
  • 37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
  • 38: Do you enjoy love films?
  • 39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
  • 40: Have you ever had a valentine?
  • 41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
  • 42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
  • 43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
  • 44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
  • 45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
  • 46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
  • 47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
  • 48: What's your favorite love song?
  • 49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
  • 50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
  • 51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
  • 52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
  • 53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
  • 54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
  • 55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
  • 56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
  • 57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
  • 58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
  • 59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
  • 60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
  • 61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
  • 62: How do you define "cheating"?
  • 63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
  • 64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
  • 65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
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you get away from my neopets

tombol-r:

you get away from my neopets

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#62.

Use it as a coat hanger, or really for any of your clothes*.

* DISCLAIMER: May only work when erect.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
u need to put a warning on ur blog cause being as hot as u arr hot is dangerous
brendanbeckmann brendanbeckmann Said:

No.

When people say they hate CIS folk, I try to reassure them that I too dislike the Separatists.

mengelexemplar:

Hi, I’m a white cis male on tumblr and welcome to Jackass!

CIS and proud.

CIS and proud.

jokerofish:

ispeaktetris:

yeah I make lewd comic jokes get off my nightwing

*whispers*   Nightwang

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junes-hero:

make yourself at home

junes-hero:

make yourself at home

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